I was walking down Burrard Street this morning and I could see this crazy junkie chasing down a Helijet bus. He was pounding on the door with one hand and attempting to whizz on it with the other. He kept screaming “Take me to my hotel asshole!”. Of course it was complete gridlock so the Helijet bus was going nowhere fast. For 3 long, painful blocks this went on. He eventually screamed “Take me to my hotel NOW. It’s my hotel, I own it!!! I own it dammit!!”. Surrrrre you do. The whole time this was going on some nice girl in town on buiness from Ohio was at my side scared to walk to Blenz by herself. You junkies are not good for tourism or anything else really...except perhaps for my entertainment.
Monday, October 01, 2007
Cause I'm rich bitch!
I was walking down Burrard Street this morning and I could see this crazy junkie chasing down a Helijet bus. He was pounding on the door with one hand and attempting to whizz on it with the other. He kept screaming “Take me to my hotel asshole!”. Of course it was complete gridlock so the Helijet bus was going nowhere fast. For 3 long, painful blocks this went on. He eventually screamed “Take me to my hotel NOW. It’s my hotel, I own it!!! I own it dammit!!”. Surrrrre you do. The whole time this was going on some nice girl in town on buiness from Ohio was at my side scared to walk to Blenz by herself. You junkies are not good for tourism or anything else really...except perhaps for my entertainment.
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