My husband the terrorist

We spent our last few hours in Edmunchuk at the West Edmonton Mall. We had an hour and a half to kill towards the end so we both decided to indulge in something just for us. I chose to have an aqua massage (it was wonderful) and the man decided to shoot a glock at the shooting range in the mall. We both left the mall happy and headed to the airport to fly home.

I get through airport security no problem but instead of the man following me, they pull him aside and several security officers are crowded around the X-ray machine and a few more are called over to come look. A guy comes over with gloves and asks to look in the man’s bag. He starts opening it verrry carefully and swabs the inside and outside of the bag. No one will go near the bag but this one guy and he pulls everything out very deliberately. We finally got through once he saw the shooting range target paper but thanks to the man’s frickin’ gun powder residue all over his knapsack I was sure we would be screwed.