This one time, at band camp

I am in an organisation with this girl, for the purposes of this blog, we’ll call her Annoying. Everyone in this organization is fairly well spoken, sarcastic and somewhat abrasive; everyone but Annoying that is. She is always relaying stories that are somewhat interesting and then she will say something like “..Yeah, and so then I told him to shove it…Well actually I didn’t say that” or “Yeah, so then I went to city hall and said, ‘I’m not paying for this, it’s your problem, not mine’….Well actually, I didn’t say that”. You’re strange…stop telling these whack stories and if you do, let’s stick with what you actually DID say instead of what you wished you had said but didn’t have the cojones to, mm’kay?