Monday, April 02, 2007

Lululemon is NOT a right

Just because you can cram yourself into a pair of size 10 Lululemon pants doesn’t mean that you should. I was in a curling bonspiel this weekend and there was a girl who was always playing in close proximity to me. She somehow got herself into a pair of black Lululemon pants and she was absolutely busting out of them. When she bent over they were stretched so thin that you could a) see that she was curling commando and b) had a crack on her that would make a plumber blush. Come on ladies, I know that spandex stretches but there are innocent people walking around out there who do not need to see this sight! Lululemon is not a right, it's a privilege.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree....not that anyone has a perfect body but what are those gals thinking with low rider pants or tights that don't have the body for them or their stomachs are hanging out! Don't you have friends that tell you how unflattering you look! Pleeeease.....you look digusting!

Anonymous said...

Lululemon crazies are on par with the whole stirrup pant over-sized acrylic sweater slingback wearing mall-moms.
Just plain eww.

J.J. said...

OMG I forgot all about acrylic sweaters AND stirrup pants, dear gawd what an awful combo that was. A fashion train wreck of sorts. Nothing can be worse than the neon spandex craze of the early 1990's though, sadly I fell victim to that one *i think i just threw up a little in my mouth*

Anonymous said...

Holy Sahara Desert! If camels had toes that big, they'd be called dinosaurs.