It’s not really all that hard people

I thought I read somewhere that Canada has a 98% literacy rate or something. I guess the entire nation’s 2% of illiterate people ride the Skytrain on a daily basis. There are signs everywhere in the stations posted by the numerous escalators to “Walk Left, Stand Right.” You’re holding everybody up by standing in the middle and refusing to move. Those signs are there to promote traffic flow. Oh, girl in the white boots with the pink frilly corduroy skirt, you should really wear underwear when going out in public or learn to stand on an escalator with your legs crossed…