Molysmophobia

Hey girls, I hear ya, public washrooms can be nasty places but what’s with the toilet paper barriers on seats everywhere? I would rather you put said barriers down on the seat rather than the ever popular ‘hover method’ (whereby you make a mess all over the place: gross, nasty, eeeew) but if you must make the barrier then please have the decency to throw it away after and not leave your little TP castle half in the bowl and half all over the floor. Were you raised in a barn? Did you grow up with a personal maid? I don’t care; it shouldn’t be someone else’s job to clean up after your paranoia and sloppiness, stop with the TP castles ladies!