I love the lunchtime conversations that I have with my work crew. Today I blurted out “I really hate moneys. Like, reeeeally hate them." Peter quickly piped up that he too hates monkeys because ‘they can rip off your balls and throw shit at you’. Totally. Perhaps it is because they are very human-like that they give me the creeps or perhaps it is because so many people think that they are cute when in fact, they can be quite vicious, I dunno, but I don’t like them one bit.Monday, January 26, 2009
I hate monkeys
I love the lunchtime conversations that I have with my work crew. Today I blurted out “I really hate moneys. Like, reeeeally hate them." Peter quickly piped up that he too hates monkeys because ‘they can rip off your balls and throw shit at you’. Totally. Perhaps it is because they are very human-like that they give me the creeps or perhaps it is because so many people think that they are cute when in fact, they can be quite vicious, I dunno, but I don’t like them one bit.
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Don't like 'em, don't trust 'em. Rabid, vengeful creatures of malice and destruction.
They are not cute. They are not innocent. They do not make good pets.
I despise monkeys!!!!!
Watch these videos and then tell me they are not cute as hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4g2aKscaQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkMoAwhlQXg&NR=1
If you are of the opinion that hell is cute. Then enjoy your time there...with those retched monkeys!
Many people commented on how Ted Bundy was such a 'nice guy', 'so helpful', 'so handsome' and look what he did! Nuff said.
According to WikiHow:
Whether in the remote forests of Bali or in the backyard of some exotic animal dealer, you may encounter a monkey. To avoid bodily injury to yourself or to the monkey, read on for tips on how to protect yourself from any "unwanted" contact. Remember, monkeys have a unique muscular structure, and can possess up to 4 times the strength of the average man because of the amount of lactic acid in their blood.
Warnings
- Monkeys are animals; they are dangerous and unpredictable.
- Certain monkeys, when in groups, defend and attack together.
- Monkeys have been known to fling their feces. Try to wear goggles and appropriate clothing when in the vicinity.
- Monkeys are your physical superior, don't forget that some monkeys can rip saplings out of the ground.
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Cute indeed! WHATEVER!!!
actually in some cases-would prefer them rather than the anal retentive Vancouver people I have been running into out in public the last few weeks....
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I hate clowns & balloons.
My dad used to have a pet monkey! and my sister has wanted one all her life. Me - I think they're cute :)
(ooopps, posted too fast) However, I have encountered a few in Costa Rica jungles and they are sneaky, smart and often mean little creatures.....
Sorry I have to agree with JJ here Monkeys are freaky, In fact I was watching CBC the other day and they were saying they can only use Chimps until they are 2 as they become too hard to handle - that is crazy
Just read Michelles comment - thats no different from people, once they reach the age of 2 they are too hard to handle. As regards monkeys, they are fine where they should be - in the wild. The problem is always when they get moved from their natural habitat - then all the bad human-like aspects come out
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