Slippity Slip

I know that it’s been snowing like a mofo for a while now but come on people, shovel your damn sidewalks already, I am tired of almost falling down and breaking something because you are a lazy mofo and can’t clear a 2’ by 10’ piece of your sidewalk. If you don’t do it while it’s still snow, then it’ll turn into ice and then the real fun begins for all of the innocent pedestrians. And for the record; people on the east side of 11th appear to be more diligent than the west side of 11th Avenue…one would think what with all of your fancy houses and cars over there on the west side that you could afford a friggin’ snow shovel from Crappy Tire.