Monday, October 18, 2010

Elevator common sense


It's annoying enough when people run onto the elevator almost knocking me over when I am trying to get off the elevator, but how about when people get on the elevator and bark out orders telling me which floor to push for them even though their hands aren’t full…what am I, your personal slave? Push it yourself, lazy ass.

3 comments:

Sisi said...

My favorite is the person who gets onto the elevator and stands in the center of the car..and when you step in you can't go to a side or a corner...and they get all huffy that they have to move.
....or better yet...the one's that you catch applying their make-up using the back mirror wall of the elevator...and they continue on even though the elevator becomes full...and then they get all huffy when there isn't enough room to apply mascara...only to become indignant when nobody lets them off first (even though they are at the back of the elevator...with their huge bags).
Takes all sorts.

Mary said...

ya, or when you've pushed the elevator call button and you're obviously waiting for the elevator...the elevator arrives and the gal who's "all that AND a bag of chips" charges in front of you to be the first one on. The temptation to put my foot out is tempting. i figure this person is a relative to your d-bag mary poppins bag totin friend.

amy said...

You could always 'bump into' all the buttons on the elevator panel as you exit so they now all have to stop on every floor ;) Just tell them that you were having trouble getting around their huge ass Mary Poppins bag! LOL