Sunday, November 01, 2009

Girls Gone Wild

So I was watching lame late night tv this evening and one of those informercials for 'Girls Gone Wild' came on. I was sitting there wondering, say as some middle aged fella you decided to buy said DVD and you eagerly anticipate it's arrival in the unmarked envelope that will be at your door in 2-3 weeks. Joyous, happy day finally arrives and you rip open the envelope and pop in the DVD and wha??? That's your baby girl stripping at South Beach (the trip that you paid for as all her friends were going) for some beads and free tequila right there on the tape. I think that these tapes could lead to some fairly awkward family gatherings.

3 comments:

mag3737 said...

glad i never had a daughter. :-)

Sisi said...

Besides which...who actually "buys" that crap? Even morons use BitTorrent.

J.J. said...

or youporn.com...I dunno, it's like people who buy the newspaper vs. reading it online; some people just like to kick it old skool ;)