Monday, February 02, 2009

If we took a holiday

Let me start off by saying that I am not a fan of 'the c-word' at all, but lately there is one person in particular in my office who reeeeeally makes me want to shout it out during a meeting or in the lunch room. I think that I need to get away to somewhere warm that serves drinks with umbrellas in them ASAP before I go completely postal.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

See you next Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

Country Girl?

Greg Elzinga said...

Spell it with a 'k' when you use it, then it may not seem so offensive.

DC said...

You might want to revert to the more versatile "TWA*" and thereby cover your tracks after-the-fact by convincingly telling the boardroom naysayers you were simply asking "WHAT?" True, there is no "AP" in either expletive, but I think those in the know would garner a similar level of merriment in your substitute expression. Careful though, the loophole doesn't carry off as smoothly if you make the mistake of planting a "STUPID" or "DIZZY" if front of it, much as you may need to bite down on your knuckle first to prevent that.

-DC