Friday, January 21, 2011

Mayor Juicebox is ruining the city

Ok, I admit it, I voted for Gregor Robertson to be mayor of the city but I had no idea that he was going to fuck it up like this. What the hell Gregor? These bike lanes are royally pissing me off, man. People in this city already drive like shit, helloooo GMC Sierra that knocked me down? Well, now I need to watch for bicycles on their own traffic light too? Plus I used to adore feeling like a Formula 1 car driver merging onto the Georgia Viaduct but now that there’s a MFing bike lane there, I can’t have any fun anymore. Also, what’s up with that weird ass ‘parking on the sidewalk’ bullshit on Granville Street? That’s just whack… yet another danger for an innocent pedestrian! Go back to making juice already, seriously.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enjoy the Viaduct while you can because it's in line to be demolished in the name of the greater greenery.

Anonymous said...

That bike lane crap is whack. I did actually see somebody in it today, though.

J.J. said...

What?!? No more Viaduct? Ugh, vote NPA!