Bad Chicken, Mess You Up

Ever since the Kingsway Honda dealership lit up their red sign next door, I feel like we’re living in the Seinfeld episode when Kramer commented on ‘heading back to the Red Planet’ when the Kenny Rogers Roasters turned on their sign with gigantic red neon chicken atop the roof. The bright red chicken light took its toll on Kramer's sleeping schedule so he switched apartments with Jerry. I think that I’ll just invest in some decent curtains seeing as there is no one in our building that I know well enough to propose such a solution to though; that or hang a huge-ass banner from my window protesting the dealership like Kramer did...