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I know that I should take information that I find on the internet with a grain of salt but ever since my family GP up and fucked off without telling anyone and took all of our files with him, I have had to result to
WebMD to do symptom searches to see if it’s worth my time to sit in the ridonculous walk-in clinic queue or not. Today I woke up and my face looked like a pumpkin, my face was totally swollen up and felt as hard as a wall. Well great, it is either: an allergic reaction, a tumour or a blockage. Well that’s just great WebMD, you have managed to scare the shit out of me once more. Just like when I got stung by a jellyfish in Dominica and the skin on my knee went all wonky for a few months.